there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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