You're completely useless in the revolution.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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