so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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