"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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