some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.