I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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