Are we in a gay sports bar?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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