But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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