i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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