we have officially lost it.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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