its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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