i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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