I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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