But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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