when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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