I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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