The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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