allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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