doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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