I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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