Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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