So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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