whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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