i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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