gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I had to cum in my sink.
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