it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
