Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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