we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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