first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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