This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I believe in your delicious
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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