She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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