wake up i wanna do it froggy style
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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