I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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