i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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