Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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