That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
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Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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