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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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