they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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