She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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