It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Did I show you my penis last night?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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