They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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