Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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