Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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