smell my finger.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
he fucked my hip out of place.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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