Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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