If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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