Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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