I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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