sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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