she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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