I think i sorta joined a cult last night
there was a trapeze. enough said
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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