There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Is it because I queefed?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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