she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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