On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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