So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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