So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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