How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I could make wine with my vomit
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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